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Hi everybody and welcome to Chris' website!

Let me introduce myself. My name is Al and I am the wild and wacky webmaster who is going to be looking after this site for Chris.

You'll see plenty of pictures of Chris all over these pages, but me you'll only see me once in the picture below. It's a picture that Chris took of me that captures most acurately the attitude that I must achieve in order to accomplish such a task while still maintaing an accute sense of humor, dignity, and professionalism.

I have his personal guarantee that, after the first million/million and half visitors to this site, that I will be in line for a really nifty bonus package. Oh and that's not all! I am also in line to receive a percentage of all the sales from the fantastic things Chris has put aside for you to purchase in our store. Yeah! And in time we will be adding a whole lot more. Things to make your shoes bright, your teeth white, and childbirth a pleasure, as Chris says.





Al Mollo
Webmaster